I'm Bryce! I'm a 20 year old premed student at Indiana University and I fucking love it! Life is a gift don't take it for granted or great things will pass you by. If you're not living your life to the fullest then why live at all?

 

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

backpat:

I’m the baddest of them all and you just mad

Don’t fucking reblog yourself you selfish cunt

bluedogeyes:

Jurassic Parkour (via Mr. Lovenstein) 
"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel
Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

bluedogeyes:

Jurassic Parkour (via Mr. Lovenstein)

"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel

Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

smile-and-press-on:

remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural

like

this actually happened

(Source: marketwarriors)

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade)

Why would you unfollow someone because they’re not a virgin? Just wait until you have sex it’s miraculous

Anonymous asked
I like your amount untill i found out about you having sex at a young age so I'm unfollowing

okaymad:

okay bye (:

Lol too many fucking children on this site

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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Tumblr is full of the most condescending assholes ever

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up


Let’s get our facts from the mind blowing twitter account

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

Let’s get our facts from the mind blowing twitter account

(Source: lover-gem)